Funky Pumpkins

from by Mr Tea and the Minions

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The dark side of the Cinderella story!


You all heard the tale of that Cinderella chick
Well I’ll tell you something that the stories missed
Our main lady wasn’t so meek and shy
She was pretty shady, and liked to drink and drive

That girl had one funky pumpkin
Liked to race in her funky pumpkin
Got chased in her funky pumpkin
And hightailed it into the night

Prince Charming left behind as she felt wind whippin' in her hair
Glass slipper never mind, not when she’s in the driving chair
No wicked Step Mother when Cinder’s behind the wheel
Just burning rubber and tired screaming at her heels


from Tea Your Mind, released September 28, 2016
Song written by Mr Tea and the Minions. Mixed and Mastered by Krantz. Recorded by Dave Laycock at Clifthouse Studios and Music Ape Studios, Bristol.



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