Coffee Shop Psycho

from by Mr Tea and the Minions

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Paddy is struggling to get his grip on reality. Everywhere he goes he see's these strange Minions, are they real or is he just losing his mind? Is this coffee shop real or just some crazy dream? Maybe tea might help...


He sits in the corner never looking up
Hand twitches by the side of an old tea cup
He looks all alone but there’s a beast below
And he’s coming up for another show

All that he wanted was a nice cup of tea
But the world turned against him, didn’t hear his plea
The milk was sour the water warm, the sugar bowl was dry
It could have been so simple but now they’re all gonna die

He’s a coffee shop psycho
The bistro butcherer
The caffeine cut throat
The mess hall murderer
But if you see him coming
Looking for a brew
Don’t mess with his oolong
Or he will mess with you



from Tea Your Mind, released September 28, 2016
Song written by Mr Tea and the Minions. Mixed and Mastered by Krantz. Recorded by Dave Laycock at Clifthouse Studios and Music Ape Studios, Bristol.



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